Anonymous:

"What's your opinion on marriage? Ever plan on settling down?"

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"Don’t really have much thought on it. If ya love someone enough, and they love ya back, and ya wanna take it up a notch - then go for it! Just remember that shit can go on. But I’m damn positive certain folk can get past bullshit moments and keep it together. If not — then that’s why we have divorces. As for me? Not sure. Guess it all depends if things work out with me and whoever I’m with."

Anonymous:

ORAL OR ANAL. WHAT'S BETTER?

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"Uh — I dunno. Am I the one giving and getting or..?"

Anonymous:

what's your opinion on spooning?

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"Spooning’s nice t’ do considering it could lead to some even better stuff. Or hell, just do it for the hell of it. Doesn’t matter at all!"

fortunate-feline:

puckish-rogue:

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"Really? How can ya not like loud noises? There’s like — a whole bunch of good ones out in the world! Explosions for instance. Those are amazing."

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"Purrhaps, but my ears don’t just look like a cat’s- they’re about as sensitive too.  They’re made to draw sound in more, so I get more volume from anything than you do."

"Huh. Well that’s a goddamn shame. Sorry t’ hear that. Heh heh heh.”

Anonymous:

YOU EVER SHOP AT BAD DRAGON?

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"What the hell would even prompt that question?"

Anonymous:

what's your nighttime routine like? What about your morning one?

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"Oh, I really don’t have much of a routine at night considering I’m a spontaneous asshole. I mean — guess there’s usually some stuff I do before bed. Make sure the boys and Lola are sleeping nicely, change my clothes, do some other trivial bullshit, and voila! I’m ready t’ pass out. As for the morning.. I dunno. Guess I just lazily wake up and proceed to the shower. Usually make myself breakfast or buy it somewhere else. Gotta also make sure everyone’s fed too! And then the rest of the day is filled with my usual shit. Which is of course being a menace to society!"

meoweatsramen:

puckish-rogue:

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"Well then, I suppose now’s the time for me t’ loudly play rock music and jam out. My penthouse, my rules. No one can fuckin’ tell me otherwise."

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"Did somebody say loud rock music?"

"Alright then, boys and girls. We got a great fucking song coming up right now! A hit that was released in 1983 from the band ‘Quiet Riot’, we got ourselves the one - the only - METAL HEALTH!”

fortunate-feline:

puckish-rogue:

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"Well then, I suppose now’s the time for me t’ loudly play rock music and jam out. My penthouse, my rules. No one can fuckin’ tell me otherwise."

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"Just make sure you do it after I leave.  Not a fan of loud noises.”

"Really? How can ya not like loud noises? There’s like — a whole bunch of good ones out in the world! Explosions for instance. Those are amazing."

"Well then, I suppose now’s the time for me t’ loudly play rock music and jam out. My penthouse, my rules. No one can fuckin’ tell me otherwise."

Still here. Watching. Waiting. Learning. 8)

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